About This Prison

This is a blog for all of those who have realised that a prisoner doesn’t need to be behind four walls, bars or plexi-glass to have his liberties,rights or freedoms removed

People of England you are habitual criminals, you must learn to accept arrest as an occupational hazard and accept imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for…LIFE!

Welcome to H.M.P England.

Expect profanities to be offered……but then again, this is fucking prison! If you are “offended” by this….kill yourself now!

  1. inmate000003 says:

    Hi Ken

    Alan has spoke to me today but did not mention contacting anyone else. We will do a beginners evening next meet up as it is also a good refresher for the more travelled old sods. He did mention a meet up for this Thurs. about Bailiff watch if you are interested, same time, same place.

  2. mez123uk says:

    Hi Inmate

    Don’t know if you’re on facebook, but if you are look me up- Mary-Ann Kent. Be good to chat sometime


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