Archive for March, 2015

R.I.P. Captain Ranty

Posted: March 17, 2015 in Uncategorized
Sad news has reached us here in the Prison.

Captain Ranty


Blogger, Freeman, Lawful Rebel and all round pain in the arse to The Powers That Be has passed over; been promoted upstairs, we’d like to believe.

A fitting epitaph to the Man is a post from his Blog of November 2010, please read and enjoy.

the hierarchy

I was just going to edit my last blogpost but I changed my mind.

This is important. This needed to be said as a stand alone entry.

This is about The Hierarchy. Or more vitally, where you fit in the scheme of things. It is the single most important thing you can, or will, learn here. It came to me late in life, but if you are relatively young, as you read these words, it will change your life. At least, I hope it will. Most of us do not know how powerful we are. This is deliberate. We are dumbed down on purpose. If we knew just what we were, instead of what we think we are, we could, and would, run rings around anyone we come into contact with. Primarily I mean the government. The police. In fact, anyone who works for the government. As long as they are, or claim to be, an agent of the government. When they clock off at 5 pm they are just like you and me again. They are human once more. But as long as they wave a badge in your face, you are dealing with the government.

However, once you have worked out where they sit in the hierarchy, the game changes. I am deadly serious about this. I defy anyone to tell me I am wrong.

You ready for this?

Alrighty then.

From the top:

1. Your God/your Creator. Stands to reason, does it not? Even if you aren’t religious, TPTB are. Every oath taken has god in there somewhere.

2. You. Your creator made you. No-one else did. You report upline to him/her.

3. Dogs, cats, birds, cows, horses, dolphins, whales, penguins, aardvarks, skunks, chipmunks, gorillas, lions, tigers, giraffes, two-toed sloths, dung-beetles, flies, maggots, earthworms, amoebas and bacteria. (And every other species living on the planet today).

4. The government. And ALL of its agents. Companies and corporations. And all of its agents.

Did you get that? The government, and all of its employees, like tax collectors, policemen & women, customs officers, prison officers, parking wardens, ministers, prime ministers-and anyone who works for them, rank lower than bacteria. Lower than a simple amoeba. This not an insult, by the way. It is a statement of fact. It is indisputable.

They are agents for an entity made by man. The government itself is a thing. It is an artificial construct. It is a legal entity. It does not have a heart that beats. It does not have eyes that see. It does not have limbs that move. It does not have a mouth that speaks. It does not have a brain that thinks. It does not have blood coursing through its veins. It is inanimate. It has no life. It has no life force.

You have all of these things. Maggots have all of these things. Flies have all of these things. Dogs have all these things. Skunks have all these things. Things that put them squarely in the “living” bracket.

You are supreme on earth. Once you get to your version of heaven the game changes. Or, if you are an atheist, it matters not. You remain supreme, whether you believe in a god or not. On earth, you are at the top of the tree. You outrank every politician, every minister, every judge, and every officer of any company or corporation. They are merely extensions of the thing they made, and what they made can be unmade at the stroke of a pen. You cannot be unmade in this way. To unmake you, your life has to be ended. Likewise, you were not created/made at the stroke of a pen. It took a miracle to make you. I can buy a company off the shelf for £80 in the next twenty minutes. It’s that simple. You are not simple. You were not simple to make, and you are not simple to run. You are a complex life-form, with complex needs, wants and emotions. For a corporation to function, all it takes is an idiot or two. (Or a genius or two, depending on your benevolence).

And yet, and yet we allow them to shove us around. To lock us up at a whim. To taser us. To beat the crap out of us. To stop us from travelling whenever they want to. To take over half of our money every week, every month, every year, for decades. To tell us what, and where we can smoke. Or drink. Or eat. To watch our every move on millions of CCTV cameras. To trap and store every personal email we ever typed to friends, to families, to loved ones. To steal and transcribe every telephone conversation we ever have. To tag us. To fine us. To control us utterly. And the worst thing of all? We pay them to “make” us do these things. We pay them willingly enough. We comply. We consent. We permit these atrocities.

Now that we know where they rank on the ladder of life, will you allow them to continue? Will you just roll over, bend over, and will you submit to them, those that rank lower than bacteria, ever again?

Or will you say no. Will you take control, and responsibility, for your life, the only life you’re getting, for three score and ten years, or thereabouts? When you think about it, they, the government, need us. Very badly. Without us, they are finished. Without our money, they are finished. Without our consent, they are finished.

Would it be a bad thing, if that thing called government was eradicated? Would we miss it? We’d certainly be richer. We would, finally, be keeping all of our sweat equity. We would decide all on our own, to smoke, or to not smoke, to drink, or to not drink, to eat, or to not eat, to spend, or not to spend. To defend our homes and those we love in a manner we decide to be appropriate. To carry weapons, or not to carry weapons. To create our own courts, to appoint our own judges and juries. To appoint our own peace keepers. To decide for ourselves whether our children can play “tag”  or conkers in the playground. To decide when, if, and for how long our public houses open and serve beer. To decide whether we really need cameras watching us as we walk around our communities. To decide if we wanted to pay the workshy to laze around while we did all the work. To allow, or not to allow people from foreign lands to live and work on our lands. To make war with other countries, or to make peace instead, and to work out our own trade agreements with other communities, or other countries. To allow thugs and villains to roam our streets or to punish them according to the new rules set by our own communities, where everyone in it has a say.

Our government steals from us. All of our lives. And not only do we condone that theft, we encourage it! Sure, we’ll pay £1.20 for a litre of petrol that costs 3p to make! Sure, we’ll pay £3.00 for a pint of beer that costs 20p to make!! Sure, we’ll pay £6.50 for twenty smokes that cost 30p to make!!! Keep adding to our burden, and keep easing your own. We’ll pay!! And when we want a pension after chipping in to the fund for forty years, sure, you just keep moving that retirement age further away from me! I can work longer! And when I get sick, and that doctor says I cannot have treatment, sure, I’ll just wander away like I should, despite paying for the service all my life!

There comes a time when you have to weigh up the costs and the benefits. I just did that, and the burden on me is grossly unfair. I can’t complain because I agreed to it all. I agreed because I did not disagree.

I am disagreeing now. Finally, I am saying no. No more. No more will you get.

I say this, and I say it without ego, without arrogance, and without malice: I am in charge of my life from this day to my last day. No more will I submit to a thing.

No more.

My life. My rules. My law.

My choice.

Made freely, in a way only a sentient human being can.



Rest in Peace old friend



Electoral Commission

Posted: March 12, 2015 in Uncategorized

The Electoral Commission

There is an election up-coming, in which the people believe that they will choose their next Government.

In this so called Parliamentary Democracy, where a ‘secret’ ballot will take place – secret for good reason – so that the people cannot see the true count, or who voted for who. ” It’s not the people who vote that counts, it’s the people who count the votes.” – Joseph Stalin. ” If voting made any difference it wouldn’t be allowed.”

Of course the only parties you can choose from are those parties sanctioned by the Electoral Commission.

The Electoral Commission can and do refuse new parties for the most feeble of reasons; “the words in the party name are too similar to another parties words.” FFS. “the descriptors you use are too similar to another parties descriptors”, there are only so many ways to describe a political party, “the party emblem may confuse the electorate.” Confuse the electorate! What the Fuck? Do they honestly believe the people are fucking stupid? Stupid enough to not be able to distinguish between two emblems on a ballot paper.

Lord give me Fucking strength.

 The only parties that can govern the people will be the one/s that the Electoral Commission allow.

It follows that if the Electoral Commission refuse to allow a party to stand in the election, then there can be no change from the establishment parties keeping on keeping on.

The Electoral Commission is run by and controlled by the Government, therefore the only parties allowed to govern the people are Government sanctioned parties.

It is in the interests of the establishment parties to keep their places on the gravy train of corruption, back-handers, sinecures, future directorships, massive pensions and seats in the Lords. Just like the despicable crime family the Kinnocks;

MP,EU commissioner, EU MEP, Lordships,


Son married to the Danish Prime minister,  these fuckers just can’t say no, they’re addicted to the lifestyle, money, expenses and doing absolutelyfuckall.

And this prick, Jabba, Lord Pies


railed against the House of Lords for decades, wanted the Lords abolished, said the Lords were unaccountable and not representative of the people, but couldn’t wait to get in there to collect his £300+ a day; entitled? course he’s entitled, why shouldn’t he be? steward on a North sea ferry, war criminal Blair’s right hand man, never trusted with a real government post ‘cept carrying the Grim Reapers coat, punched a few of the electorate, good for fuck all.

The Electoral Commission is a fucking scam, a nonsense. It is a barrier put in place to prevent a group of people creating a truly democratic party to challenge the power of the ‘establishment’ parties. 

And by establishment we mean The spiteful murdering Tories, the liars of warmongering Labour, the illiberal unDemocrats, the Fascist Ukippers, the Marxist Greens, indeed any party that supports the status quo of dictating to the people rather than administering the people’s wishes; continuing with the destructive policies of austerity for the sake of the banks, and prolonging the evil that is Usury.

If a party was to promote a different way of governing it will be stopped, stopped dead in its tracks.

Don’t be surprised when the next government is announced to be a COALITION, be it Lib/Lab, Con/Lib, Con/Ukip or where the big money is going CON/LAB, a ‘Government of National Unity’, for the safety of the UK, for the long term economic plan, to keep the establishment in it’s entitled position. To keep you in your place.

The Electoral Commission is an arm of Government, a protection racket pure and simple, like the BBC is the propaganda arm, the Police are the internal military arm, the Judiciary is the corporate protection arm, the Security Services the snooping and terrorism arm, all designed to keep those now in office – the established parties – precisely where they believe they are entitled to be, they cannot allow upstarts, non-conformists or parties not prepared to tow the establishment line to threaten their power, their position in the taxpayers pockets.

As we have previously noted the owners of the establishment parties; big corporations, banks and the unions, will not allow the present  gravy train to come off the rails, they’ve paid far to much in sponsoring, bribing and future boardroom promises, to allow their influence to be removed by a bunch of ‘ordinary’ folks with ideas above their station. That would never do.

If you intend to vote in May, if you think it can make a difference, if you resent the thieving, murdering, elitist bastards that are protected and sanctioned by a corrupt organisation, the Electoral Commission.

For Fuxake, find an Independent Candidate to vote for.