Archive for September, 2014

Tax Disc

Posted: September 30, 2014 in Uncategorized

The end of the Tax Disc.


It’s too costly; too fucking costly? to who? The DVLA? Then the cost of Road tax will come down will it? Will it fuck.

Just WTF is a road tax/excise duty for?

To pay for upkeep of the roads? To pay for all those new motorways? To reduce congestion? To keep all the street lights on? To repair the potholes? To pay for the speed cameras in areas where there is never any fucking road accidents? To pay for ANPR cameras to spy on people? To pay for the good for fuckall ‘Road traffic Agents’ who, much like PCSO’s have no power, no authority, are a drain on resources, and, if they are needed, which we doubt, make them into proper fucking policymen FFS.


To keep the lifestyles of the owners of the DVLA (private corporation) in the manner they have become accustomed to?

The Council tax that is forced from us is used to pay for the roads where you live, isn’t it? The duty you pay on fuel and the VAT on the price and the duty you pay, is used for the upkeep and building of the ‘nations’ road network, isn’t it?

Anyways who gave the DVLA powers to fine people, to remove their Licences, to restrict us from driving certain vehicles, when, according to the law, if we don’t work for the Government we don’t need a licence to to drive?

Don’t believe us:

mp driving018

“Dear Mr Scott, thank you for contacting me about Driving Licences.

There is no legal requirement for a Driving Licence in the United Kingdom.

Once again, thank you for taking the time to contact me.”

Graham Evans MP

You’ll not find the truth about the Driving Licence on Legislation.Gov, but it is an Act of Parliament. They just don’t want us to see it.

Driving Licences are for Government employees and those acting in Commerce, only. End off.


Learn the new RULES or face a fine of onethousandfuckingpounds



Cameron.Spineless, Empty Suit.

Posted: September 9, 2014 in Uncategorized


It would appear that the Spineless, empty suit that is the Un-elected Prime Minister David Cameron, he who would bomb the Syrian people into Democracy, who would risk war with BadVlad Putin over forcing the people of Ukraine into a western EU style of Democracy, who is desperate for war with the IslamoNutters of IS/ISIS/ISIL to preserve the democracy in Iraq, has removed the Democratic Rights of the people of England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

Camoron has, without consultation with Parliament or the People, altered/amended the Scotland Act 1998 in favour of the Socialist Dictator WeeEck Salmond.

The amendment to the Scotland Act has brought the Independence Referendum under the Register of local government elections and elections to the devolved legislature. 

In other words, only those resident in Scotland are allowed to vote in the Independence Referendum. If you are Scots living and working abroad (England?) your right to vote has been removed; if your’e a British, Irish, Commonwealth or EU citizen residing in Scotland at the time of referendum, you CAN vote. WTF. Is Camoron doing what the EU command, whilst fooling the Scots into believing their future is in their hands?

So, any Polish Plumber, Romanian scrap dealer, Czech tobacco smuggler, French onion seller, German sausage maker, indeed any EU Citizen residing in Scotland at the time of the Referendum can vote on whether you or I, residents of the UK, but living in England, Wales or Norn’Iron remain a resident of the Union.

Is this Democracy? When 3/4 of the people of these Islands are treated with contempt, are thought of as an irrelevance

Seems to us that this is more of the slow creep of Corporate Fascist/Marxism.

Personally we couldn’t give two fucks about the Union, but there are many who believe in it, wish it to stay and would, given the opportunity, vote to keep it, but heh can’t let the will of the people get in the way of Party agendas.

Was this amendment in the Tory or LimpDem manifesto’s, along with all the other promises they’ve failed to keep? Was it in the Labour party manifesto who, by the way, their former leader the Un-elected former prime minister Gordon-ruin-Brown has made promises on behalf of the present UK government – Devo-Max – and is unlikely to be part of any future government, the useless prick.

All this smacks of dare we say it, conspiracy, between the Establishment Parties, to create division and confusion and resentment among the people of these Islands, to keep us looking the other way while they continue with the removal of Freedoms and Rights, to the benefit of the Corporations.

Th spineless, empty suit that is CallMeDave Camoron is using EU law, *This right of EU citizens to vote in UK local elections derives from the Maastricht Treaty and is enshrined now in Article 20(2) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.*  to get what he wants, the same EU he says he wants to repatriate powers from, in the event that he is elected at the next General Election.

The man Camoron is a Lying Fucking Hypocrite.

Wake up people, see through what he and his ilk are offering you, stop voting for these Elites, stop voting for any of those who wish to control you and steal your earnings, while ignoring your wishes.


But if you really, really must vote; vote None of the Above, No Thank you, NO-TA.

Send the Elites and their corporate bedfellows a clear message, we’ve had enough of you.

* h/t mrIshmael:


Passive Farting

Posted: September 8, 2014 in Uncategorized

Over the years,  since July 2007, I’ve become more and more intolerant of the anti-smokers. Yes I make my case, often, about being allowed to imbibe something that causes NO harm to others, but it cuts no ice with these interminably miserable fuckers, who want to tell everybody how to live life.

They wave their hands, hold their noses and fake like they’re coughing, all the while condoning the shit that’s belched out by cars, wagons, buses and the trendy wood burners they are all installing in their homes.

They moan about the smell and how they couldn’t breathe in the pub on a weekend, how their clothes smelled of smoke and nicotine (Eh?) when they left the busy pubs.

Well now they’ve got what they never asked for empty pubs; pubs closing at a rate of 10 a day across the land, cheap supermarket booze soon to be taxed at 50 pence a unit- it won’t stop there- and the ruin of communities.

I hope your fucking happy. Bastards.

Where are all these prodnoses, who said the pubs would be full of healthy non-smokers? Who were to come back to the pubs in their thousands, who were going to enjoy the smoke free atmosphere and never get ill or get lung cancer and we would all live forever, and the NHS would save billions by not having to treat smokers and their victims, passive smokers. We, smokers, now have to put up with their, the antis, bad breath, their cheap cologne and perfume, their body odours “…and I had to wash my hair ’cause it smelled of smoke,” s’pose they don’t wash now, and the smell of piss trampled into the carpets from the gents and ladies bogs, but, do we moan? do we complain? do we wave our arms? No we put up with it, we get over it, like grown ups.

Just recently the Good Lady and me have changed our diet. We’re trying to eat a little less processed meat, Bacon Mmmm, Ham Mmmm, Sausages Mmmm, Chorizo, Salami, you know the good stuff, the tasty stuff. And no cake, fewer chips, no crisps, no biscuits.

We thought we’d try fresh meats, organic fruits and veggies, juicing apples and carrots and we’ve tried lentils, chickpeas, barley, pulses, nuts, more fish and seafood. Not for some tree-hugging, save the polar bears cubs bollox, more because we don’t know exactly what shit BigFoodCorp are putting in the food they sell us.

You know what, it’s not bad, this diet. Bit of salt and pepper, chili flakes, herbs, spices and it becomes rather tasty, not boring at all.

But there’s an added benefit, eating this healthy stuff gives me WIND. Now I’ve always enjoyed a good Fart, usually in my own company mind, so I get a personal benefit and it adds to global warming, or whatever it’s called this week, which is a good thing, cause it’ll upset some other Weknowbesters.

But here’s where the passive farting bit comes in. From now on when  the mates and me go tert’pub we order the beers, find a table, start a conversation so’s others can hear; about how much the pub smells of B O, piss, bad breath and cheap perfume, about lentils and chickpeas and wind and farting, and how much pleasure we get from farting, and how farts stink of rotting veg.

Then, one at a time, we start leaning to one side, raising an arse cheek of the seat, pulling a strained look, you know, that half smile half grimace, forcing the blood to rush to your head, like you’re desperate to share with everyone the benefits…and if we can, and I think I will be able to, fart, then get up and walk outside for a smoke, with all the other lepers, pariahs and miss-fits. An’ after the calming enjoyable smoke, among the other freedom loving individuals, we go back in and start pulling the anti-smoker face, nose in the air, curled top lip, whining about the odour the antis have forced on everybody.

You know, I reckon that if we smokers can convince the antis of the stink, they’ll start to go outside, and the Landlords will be demanding that the smokers be allowed back inside, like it used to be, perhaps with air-conditioned smoking rooms, and it’ll be a small step back from all the PC bullshit foisted on us.

The smoking ban was never about health, it was always about control, by the WeKnowBesters, it was about removing freedoms, everyone’s freedoms not just smoker’s, ask the fatties, the vapers, the salties.

One day they’ll come come for something the anti-smokers enjoy, and the antis will moan and whine and complain to us, that their freedoms are being removed and we’ll look them in the eye an say… FUCK OFF.